claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

OMFG, why do spiders exist? More importantly, why are they always in my goddamn bathroom? I don’t even *believe* in Satan, but they obviously sprung forth from his scrotum. I can’t deal with the adrenaline going in right now.

It was just me and two of those little bastards… ON THE FUCKING CEILING. Oh, yeah. They fight dirty- but I’m a fear-driven bitch. Those fuckers are dead and down my bathtub (that I’m never using again) drain. I’m also still recovering from crying a little bit…

Finally, kids that aren’t complete fucking brats in need of serious bitch-slapping.

(Source: booasaur)

sinning-and-lockedoutofheaven:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

thelastqueenofscotland:

mockingdjay:

remyreaper:

mrs-plantagenet:

moddedcarbine:

Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do?  This is absolutely absurd.  Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect.  Think this is photoshopped?  I got it from the CNN website.  It’s completely true.  Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources.  This President is absolutely worthless.

Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their  Commander in Chief.  The man next to them is the Prime Minister of  Hungary.  It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there.  This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect.  To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM.  The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.

Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.

pls.

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also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:

Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.

But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.

Reblogging because the kid that got his panties in a bunch got TOLD!

Isn’t it great to watch the uninformed “get schooled”?

Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.

 - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

you—crazy—diamond:

“My goal in life is to enjoy what I do, and never to look back… 
and to become someone great.”

God almighty we should probably have sex.

No. I’m not basically making out with you when I’m with her (probably on our honeymoon). Sorry- better luck with other celebrities? :)

(Source: comealongromana)

fishingboatproceeds:

David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.


And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.

(Source: marketwarriors)

lutecexy:

digiportplz:

egburts:

connivingwitch:

raspberryragdoll:

ultragraphique:

Sometimes you have a really hard work week and you just need to do something to make yourself happy.

Can I ask you something?
How…The hell…do you get your eyeliner so perfect????
Seriously?? It’s beautiful!

FUCKIN HELL THAT IS SKILL

holy shit fucking master pls tEACh ME

Holy cow talk about having a steady hand, that’s like a perfect wing.

your makeup=perfection


Can I pay him to do my makeup on my wedding day?

lutecexy:

digiportplz:

egburts:

connivingwitch:

raspberryragdoll:

ultragraphique:

Sometimes you have a really hard work week and you just need to do something to make yourself happy.

Can I ask you something?

How…The hell…do you get your eyeliner so perfect????

Seriously?? It’s beautiful!

FUCKIN HELL THAT IS SKILL

holy shit fucking master pls tEACh ME

Holy cow talk about having a steady hand, that’s like a perfect wing.

your makeup=perfection

Can I pay him to do my makeup on my wedding day?

Why aren’t more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!